waiter: do u want soup or salad ?
me: whichever is easier for u
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
me: [lying] honestly
mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day
Star signs based off of people I know:
Aries; super competitive; most loyal person you will ever meet; trustworthy; like a crème egg- hard on the outside and gooey on the inside (which most people won’t see); compares self to others too much; loves sports and is active; super organised and great planners; often the one to pursue their crush and won’t give the time of day to those they aren’t interested in; very sensitive to constructive criticism and can take this offensively; will walk away from a person when they are mistreated and won’t give many chances
Taurus; most stubborn person you will ever meet to the point where it can be difficult to get them to view different view points; one of the most loyal friends you have, but if you cross them once expect the silent treatment for a long time; homebodies; will take a night of watching tv shows with a bunch of food over going out for a social night drinking; incredibly intelligent and independent; very career orientated and driven; probably the most effective worker you will meet because she will stop at nothing to get a job done; tries to hide their problems but it is written all over their face; doesn’t like people without a career goal or don’t do much for themselves
Gemini; probably one of the most insecure people you will meet; often puts on a social front and mimics behaviours to get people to like them; sweet and great listeners; always there as a shoulder to cry on; will prefer to laugh and smile than show people pain in person however will post about their stressors all over social media for all to see; can be a bit annoying in group environments from trying to please and fit in with everyone, but really fun in one on one environments; funnier when they are not trying to be; when they’ve had a particularly bad day, everybody knows about it; when social injustices occur, they fight for what is right more passionately than anybody else; family orientated; make you feel valued and important
Cancer; great friend and listener; thoughtful and remembers very small details; veeerrry philosophical; smarter than anyone you’ll meet and they know it; some can be extroverted; some cause drama for no reason because they feel mistreated; very creative
Leo; very intelligent; born leaders; loves to talk even if they know nobody is listening; can’t stand “awkward pauses”; very materialistic and loves to dress to impress; a bit vain when it comes to looking for a partner; very hardworking and a bit of a perfectionist; loves their friends endlessly and will take the extra step to support them; very sociable and hates being alone; very calculative and can read social situations very well; loyal and faithful friends and lovers; loves the idea of romance
Virgo; comes across as a bit egotistical and narcissistic but are actually very sensitive and loving; hardworking; bit of perfectionists and neat freaks; can come across as cold; very two faced; loves a good laugh; loves to sleep and eat as well; can sometimes over analyse situations which don’t need to be; can be a bit too forward with their opinions about things; excellent advice givers and can be really good listeners; always try to find ways to make themselves useful; sometimes think they’re top shit
Libra; very sarcastic; makes jokes in awkward situations which can sometimes offend others; soo indecisive because they consider all options thoroughly and are terrified of making mistakes; often forget to put their own needs first; easily thrown off balance and can become emotional; forgive others easily because they give the benefit of the doubt; very reflective; loves being surrounded by friends and making people feel welcome; can adapt to any social group; can be a bit manipulative; views situations from all angles so often get mistaken for hypocrites; bit of perfectionists when it comes to projects; democratic; good advice givers; highly insecure and compares self to others often; will drop everything for a loved one; very loving and loves expressing this; massive people pleasers and have difficulty saying how they really feel in case it offends others; can be a total bitch if you push them over the edge; will talk about anything and stay up late to talk to you
Scorpio; hilarious and have a blunt sense of humour; will always have your back if you need; reliable; honest, sometimes too honest; a bit judgemental at times; you will never second guess what they are thinking; sometimes they work themselves too hard; will only walk away if they need to but once they do don’t expect them to come back and kiss your ass; born leaders; love to explore and travel; can just vanish for no apparent reason
Sagittarius; most fun to be around; always are the ones keeping everyone laughing; honest, often brutally honest and great at giving constructive criticism; love adventures and the outdoors; very loving, although you wouldn’t think it first meeting them; can and will talk about absolutely anything; best advice givers you can find; push their loved ones to achieve great things; great gossip buddies; loves memes; loves compliments; very strong personalities and genuine people; doesn’t often give second chances; easily bored; responds more to action rather than words; easily excitable; will drop everything for very few people; loves to spoil those who matter most and doing little things to show they care; will do stupid things just to get a laugh; quick to judge others actions; adaptable to any environment whether it be a different workplace, social circle or around children without altering their personality; most intelligent and curious people you will meet; doesn’t tolerate shit from others; doesn’t fall in love easily but when they find someone they’re hooked; super loyal
Capricorn; will only show their emotions or share their problems to one or two people but it will take years to gain their trust; love adventures; always there for you if you are worth their time; doesn’t gossip too much; moods vary from super chill to lets go on an adventure; obsessed with Nutella; love dogs; hard workers and highly independent; great socialisers but sometimes people may find them reserved but really they are just analysing whether to invest their time in you; doesn’t like people worrying about them; always smiling and always tired; do so much for others and expect nothing in return; extremely smart and have the best memory; best people to get drunk with; rarely complain about anything; great to have a laugh with and non-judgemental; drop off the grid sometimes but come back like there was no time in between; will drop everything to be there for their close friends; can get on with anyone; everyone loves them
Aquarius; very harmonious; can get on with absolutely everyone; when under stress they can appear very emotional or very flat; sometimes they struggle to communicate their emotions; not the best spellers; extremely loyal to their friends and put their friends on a pedestal; very affectionate; can sometimes be basic bitches; loved by everyone and envied by a lot of people; naturally pretty; sometimes jump between best friends; great smiles and hair; love the idea of love and struggle with the idea of being single; loves taking photos and getting dressed up; really easy flowing conversations; truly care about others; love having time to themselves; loves showing people how much they care through gifts or social media posts; super chill people
Pisces; emotional af; very reflective and often are living in the past; can get caught up thinking about a thought and wind up getting themselves upset; massive homebodies; great friends and great listeners; puts their significant other over everything; hopeless romantics; constantly seeks validation from others; super present to their friends; fearful of the future; not highly career orientated; excellent writers; will tell you how much you mean to them often; has the best intentions but is often misunderstood; a bit dopey; very introverted; will be a smart ass but will get offended if you are a smart ass back; great to laugh and have a joke with; listens and responds to every detail of your day; lies a lot to cover their mistakes; play the victim card; creative and loves photography, aesthetics and music; loves creating a comforting atmosphere; forgets to put their own needs first; often the butt of the joke because they don’t stand up for themselves; takes a long time to do a lot of things; the ‘stay up late to talk about deep shit’ person
wev:
do u ever just see a boy…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if he kissed me………
jnue:
kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- procrastinating
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes



