me: I just really
me: REALLY
me: *slams fist on table*
me: lOVe ADAM PARRISH
yesterday: tired
today: tired
tomorrow: tired
next week: tired
next month: tired
next year: tired
next life: tired
“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”
A novel by me
“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel
“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion
[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS MORE BOOKS WITHOUT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY]
[REGRETTABLY STILL HASN’T READ ALL THE BOOKS BOUGHT LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED]
me: *buys new books constantly*
me: *doesn’t read*
me: ????????????????????????
I love saying “nei” passionately and pretending I’m in skam
