nothing annoys me more than when i try to switch tabs and i accidentally drag that tab to make a new window
like why you gotta be like that man
I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie
I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I’m such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that.
if i ever go into a coma im still going to pretend to be asleep when i wake up
book 1 neil: lmao who cares about andrew
book 2 neil: i
no sideblogs we lose followers like men
its all fun and games until you open to the wrong page in your book and read a spoiler
Moral of the secret history is to stay in ur fuckin lane Richard shoulda just let them conjugate their greek verbs incorrectly tbh
‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither
i don’t think anything else describes isak more perfectly than him walking dramatically to school with angry music im the background and then awkwardly walking into someone
Kaz: *tries to be cool and distant with inej*
Also Kaz: so Inej I brought you a ship and found your long lost parents
PJO Rick: Well they're all straight, obviously. Ignore that completely intentional parallel between Selena and Clarisse and Patroclus and Achilles.
HoO Rick: I will allow one (1) gay. But he must be sad about it.
ToA Rick: Well you know it's foolish to pretend that LGBT+ people don't exist or ignore their presence in history and mythology.
MCGA Rick: I will allow one (1) heterosexual.
jnue:
kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever
you have your faves:
and then you have your faves:
